No snow today, have a reminiscence instead
Last night, the bypass ground to a halt as 60 bewildered sheep
took themselves for a little adventure on the tarmac. Presumably they were worried that everyone had wound themselves up waiting for snow and needed some kind of cathartic delay to justify all the preparation. I was reminded of an
evening when I was very young when one of the local farmers’ cows escaped.
Rather than contenting themselves with blocking the main road through the
village, they decided on a sort of divide and conquer strategy, splintering
into little groups and spreading themselves over as wide an area as possible.
The lovely warm summer evening was soon punctuated with
startled squawks as people sitting in their gardens suddenly found themselves
being peered at and taste-tested by curious heifers (presumably wondering
whether these big squishy saltlicks were worth all the effort). The daughter of
the couple living in the big house at the bottom of the hill had been married
that day, and the reception was in full swing when three large black and white
bovines clattered down the back garden steps and joined the revelry. Not that
this fazed the father of the bride in any way. The Major would have succumbed
to a breakdown if they’d managed to get onto the cricket pitch but the parlour
carpet mattered not a jot. My parents were watching a programme about aliens
when three large black and white faces appeared at the sitting room window, and
a neighbour who had been watching the same programme with her 9 year old son
abandoned him in the garden when a similar face poked itself through the hedge
in the middle of a stargazing discussion about whether aliens really existed.
He didn’t let her forget about that for a while.
The miscreants were gradually rounded up, the fence mended,
and the village settled back into its normal routine, which was generally a
50/50 split between stomping around in shit-encrusted wellies arguing over
vegetable varieties and lawnmowing techniques, and picking carefully along
footpaths in Hunter wellies complaining that the farmers hadn’t planted
anything to look at and all the fields were just boring muddy brown. Oh, and
the odd jumble sale.
I miss jumble sales.
Horses, bulls, and cows, often visit us. We have no fences around our house, and are often woken by the sound of hooves on our terrace.
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