If you like a lot of chocolate… steer clear of America
Ex-pats in the States are up in arms this morning over the
announcement that Hersheys have struck a licensing deal preventing British-made
Cadburys chocolate from being exported for sale in the good ol’ USofA (land of
liberty*). Evidently the colour of our toffee crisp and dark chocolate kitkat
wrappers has their marketing department in fits of knuckle-chewing terror that
someone expecting sugary cardboard infused with palm oil might inadvertently
end up with a mouthful of actual chocolate. Instead, Hersheys will kindly
produce things that look like Cadburys chocolate, but to a completely different
recipe which is basically like saying they’ll make Heinz macaroni and cheese,
but with sprouts in place of the macaroni, and coffee instead of the cheese
sauce.
All that being said, I don’t honestly understand the wailing
about the loss of access to Cadburys product – have they tasted any of it
recently? I know the official Cadburys line is that the recipe for their
standard chocolate bar hasn’t changed and that any difference in quality is down
to poor storage but not only is there a noticeable difference in taste and
texture (waxier, sweeter, cheaper basically), their Dairy Milk now behaves like
Lidl’s cheapest 30p a bar milk chocolate when used in cooking – instead of
smooth glossy melted chocolate you get a little slick of oil, and a lump of ‘brown’.
I suppose we should thank them really – we’re all supposed
to be eating more healthily, cutting out sweet treats and empty calories – and I’d
rather have a ripe mango or a punnet of gloriously perfumed strawberries as a sweetie than a
greasy slab of purest ‘brown’ any day.
*As long as you’re the right colour, solvent, educated, express
no non-binary gender alignment or sexual preference, toe the corporate line and
obediently buy only that which shores up large businesses regardless of cost or
quality
About 2 days after getting married, my wife looked at me in horror when I spooned sugar into my coffee. Words were spoken, and I did what I was told. I haven't really eaten sugar since, although it does make its way into certain things by stealth. I really believe that sugar consumption is a killer.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the stealth aspect which makes it so dangerous, there's a huge campaign over here at the moment to help people (kids particularly) understand just how much sugar is in fizzy drinks, yoghurts, breakfast cereals... My next kitchen purchase is going to be a yoghurt maker - Leo loves yoghurt but it's virtually impossible to buy fruit yoghurts over here that are full fat but not loaded with added sugar.
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